BADHAND is a one manded band
He sho nuff doth have the baddest of hands
BADHAND was rumored to have been born somewhere in the dusty hills of Danby, NY. Some say with a can of spray paint and a stencil in his hands, others say he wielded a set of tile nippers and a bucket of mortar. The truth however is that he came out with a shiny red guitar and full drum set which he proceeded to beat on mercilessly. His life was pretty average really. He spent his early years painting birds but soon realized they couldn't fly very well with paint in their feathers, so he tried fish but couldn't seem to make the paint stick. When he was about 11 years old he picked up that shiny red guitar and drumset for the first time since his birth and invented 4 different new styles of post progressive, alt country, neo-folk-hop, Dada music. After a few bad reviews he retreated into the wilderness where he developed an abnormal affinity for rocks. In fact some would say he became one with the rocks. Several years later once he returned from the dank wilderness of Danby's hills he began working on the most ambitious endeavor he had ever faced: finding a j.o.b.